Aerial Intercepts: The Squeeze Issues 'Gull-Glare' Warning

Citizens and visitors are being urged to exercise extreme caution when consuming dairy-based products near The Squeeze. According to several eyewitness reports: the local seagull population has developed a sophisticated intercept manoeuvre specifically targeting mango-swirl ice cream cones.

Cassie Shore: the Director of Visitor Happiness: has recommended a "defensive posture" involving a wide-brimmed hat and constant vigilance.

"They aren't just hungry; they’re tactical," Cassie noted while adjusting her vintage sunglasses at the Happiness Kiosk. "If you see a gull hovering at ten feet with a fixed, unblinking stare: your cone is already in the danger zone".

The Squeeze has responded by offering a temporary "Anti-Avian" lid for all takeaway cups: though regulars note that part of the Bay’s charm is the high-stakes gamble of an outdoor snack.