THE COCONUT COURIER 🗞️
News & Gossip from across Coconut Bay
Edited by Penny Wade
Aerial Intercepts: The Squeeze Issues 'Gull-Glare' Warning
Citizens and visitors are being urged to exercise extreme caution when consuming dairy-based products near The Squeeze. According to several eyewitness reports: the local seagull population has developed a sophisticated intercept manoeuvre specifically targeting mango-swirl ice cream cones.