THE COCONUT COURIER 🗞️
News & Gossip from across Coconut Bay
Edited by Penny Wade
Beach Clean A Big Success!
Cassie Shore, Director of Visitor Happiness at Coconut Bay, has officially declared this weekend’s Big Beach Clean the most successful in the island's modern history.
Yellow Fin Surf Club Reports 'Exceptional' Three-Foot Peeler
The trade winds provided a gentle gift to the Yellow Fin Surf Club this morning at the reef break. While the mainland might look for 'monsters', Coconut Bay remains a sanctuary for the 'perfectly lazy' wave. The three-foot peelers were so consistent they were described by club members as "the closest thing to a moving walkway the ocean provides."
The Indigo Outlook: Zero Chance of Stress
From his vantage point at Crab Key Marina, Harbour Master Barnaby Brightwell has issued the official 'Indigo Outlook' for the upcoming weekend.
Coconut Bay Beach Designated 'High-Level Chill Zone'
Following a sunset so spectacular it reportedly caused three people to forget their own middle names, Macy Marlowe has taken official action.