Coconut Bay Beach Designated 'High-Level Chill Zone'

Following a sunset so spectacular it reportedly caused three people to forget their own middle names, Macy Marlowe has taken official action. The northern stretch of Coconut Bay Beach, just outside the entrance to The Squeeze, has been formally designated a 'High-Level Chill Zone'.

"The vibrations were just right," Macy explained while blending a vibrant 'Deep Purple' smoothie to mark the occasion. "When the sky hits that specific shade of violet, the human heart needs a place to just... exist. This is that place." The designation comes with a few new community guidelines: no loud chatter, no vigorous frisbee throwing, and a strict 'no-snoring' policy for those taking advantage of the afternoon breeze.

Residents are encouraged to bring their most comfortable towels and leave their worries at the boardwalk.